Celebrity Zingers
May 2002 - Week 2
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Jacqueline Susann on Rex Reed: “If I had an affair with Jack the Ripper, the offspring would be Rex Reed.”
Coco Chanel on Yves Saint-Laurent: “Saint-Laurent has excellent taste. The more he copies me, the better taste he displays.”
Andy Warhal on Bianca Jagger: “I think she has a lot of class, but no breasts.”
 Sarah Jessica Parker on John Kennedy: “It’s pathetic. When I die, they’re going to say, ‘Oh Yeah, Sarah once dated John Kennedy.’”
Bryant Gumbel on Jerry Hall: “Try interviewing her sometime. It’s like talking to a window.”
Paul McCartney on John Lennon: “He could be a maneuvering swine, which no one ever realized.”
Mr. (Earl) Blackwell on Barbra Streisand: “Ringo Starr in drag.”
 Sean Penn on Madonna: “It was all a rumor. I never met the woman.”
Ethel Merman on Charo: “Charo is a one-note song played off-key.”
Dean Martin on Pat Boone: “I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.”
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