Celebrity Zingers
May 2002 - Week 1
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What Hollywood stars say about each other
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Cindy Crawford on Bill Clinton: “Bill looks a lot better when he’s not wearing those running shorts.”
Joan Rivers on Diana, Pinces of Wales: “Princes Di wears more clothes in one day than Ghandi wore in his whole life.”
Phyllis Diller on Burt Reynolds: “Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.”
Ed Asner on Charlton Heston: “Scumbag.”
Liz Smith on Terri Garr: “A major klutz.”
Joan Crawford on Judy Garland: “I don’t know her well, but after watching her in action, I didn’t want to know her well.”
Hedda Hopper on Harry Cohn: “You have to stand in line to hate him.”
 Carrie Fisher on Cher: “She’s a little long in the tubes to be prancing around naked in public.”
Howard Stern on Chevy Chase: “Chevy Chase is so pathetic, he palling around on golf courses now with Gerald Ford, the doofus president he used to make fun of.”
Larry Holmes on Don King: “Don King doesn’t care about black or white. He just carries around green.”
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