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What The Stars Say About Each Other
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 Marlo Thomas on Phil Donahue: “He’s the greatest husband in the world, and he’s nothing to brag about.”
 Julie Andrews on Carol Burnett: “Everybody knows I’ve got bigger boobs than Carol Burnett.”
Sean Young on James Woods – “James Woods couldn’t have a consistent relationship with a door nob.”
 Cybill Shepherd on Bruce Willis: “The only reason I resent Bruce Willis is because he makes so much more money than me.”
 Cher on Meryl Streep: “Meryl Streep is an acting machine in the same sense that a shark is a killing machine.”
 Robin Williams on Brooke Shields: “The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Brezhnev.”
Billy Crystal on Arnold Schwarzenegger: “Arnold Schwarzenegger - a man whose chest is bigger than Madonna’s.”
 Rodney Dangerfield on Steve Martin: “I wish I was gay. I’d make it with Steve Martin.”
 Woody Allen on Dianne Keaton: “Keaton believes in God, but she also thinks the radio works because there are tiny people inside it.”
 Jack Nicholson on Jessica Lange: “Jessica Lang is like a delicate fawn, but crossed with a Buick.”
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