 Conan O’Brien on Ryan O’Neal: “After 15 years, Ryan O’Neal ended his relationship with Farrah Fawcett. Not surprisingly, she was replaced by Cheryl Ladd.”
Bill Maher on David Helfgott: “David Helfgott said playing for the Academy Awards audience reminded him of playing at the mental hospital. Half the people were on medication and half had delusions of grandeur.”
 Jay Leno on Kathie Lee Gifford: “When Kathie Lee first heard about Frank Gifford’s alleged extramarital affair, she was speechless. So, at least something good came out of it.”
 David Letterman on Dick Clark: “There’s a thousand days left, ladies and gentlemen, to New Years’ eve. Which means that just about now, Dick Clark should be getting into makeup.”
 Courtney Love on Brad Pitt: “Why can’t the preps and the jocks just be friends? I’m friends with Brad Pitt and he’s a jock.”
 Sharon Stone on Leonardo DiCaprio: “I think Leonardo DiCaprio is our Brando, our Mozart, our special, magical, mystical talent. He just has it. And, it’s a beautiful thing.”
 Mel Gibson on Michael Jordan: “Watching Michael Jordan play basketball was always poetry in motion.”
 Red Buttons on Michael Jackson: “Where else but in America, can a poor black boy like Michael Jackson grow up to be a rich white woman?”
 Joan Rivers on Boy George: “Boy George is all England needs – another queen who can’t dress.”
 Dean Martin on Pat Boone: “I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up.”
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