Celebrity Zingers
September 2002
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 Lisa Ling on Regis Philbin: “Regis has a strapping body. It is amazing, I have to say.”
 Eminem on Madonna: “I wasn’t impressed with her recent live shows. I’d rather sit in a dentist’s chair.”
 David Hasselhoff on Pamela Anderson: “I don’t know if she could swim, but she could float.”
 Paula Abdul on “American Idol” co-star Simon Cowell: “He tells the press there’s sexual tension between us. The only sexual tension is in his pants.”
 David Arquette on Courtney Cox: “She’s not like other women. She lets me be me and never tries to change me.”
 Bob Hope on Jane Russell: “Don’t let her fool you. Tangle with her, and she’ll shingle your attic.”
 Julia Roberts on Eric Roberts: “For as many people I meet who love Eric Roberts, I meet just as many who think he’s a jerk.”
 Goldie Hawn on Mel Gibson: “If someone is looking for romance, this is a person you don’t look to.”
 Carrie Fisher on Harrison Ford: “He looks like he’s carrying a gun, even if he isn’t.”
 Joan Rivers on Jane Fonda: “Jane Fonda didn’t get that terrific body from exercise. She got it from lifting all that money.”
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