Celebrity Zingers
August 2002
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Tammy Wynette on George Jones: “The first time I met George Jones, he was in bed with another woman.”
Red Buttons on Michael Jackson: “Where else but in America can a poor black boy like Michael Jackson grow up to be a rich white woman?”
Bono on David Bowie: “The nicest fella from Mars I ever met.”
Cindy Crawford on Richard Gere: “People always want to know if it was love at first sight. I always say that it was interest at first sight.”
Roseanne on Arsenio Hall: “His head looks like my crotch.”
Cher on Meryl Streep: “Meryl Streep is an acting machine in the same sense that a shark is a killing machine.”
Billy Crystal on Arnold Schwarzebegger: “A man whose chest is bigger than Madonna’s.”
