Diane Keaton on Woody Allen: “I can’t make head or tail out of half of what he says.”

Leslie Halliwell on Julie Andrews: “Julie Andrews is like a nun with a switchblade.”

Bing Crosby on Fred Astaire: “Fred Astaire danced himself so thin, I could almost spit through him.”

Judith Crist on Carroll Baker: “More bomb than bombshell.”

Bob Dylan on Brigitte Bardot: “I’ve always wanted to be Brigitte Bardot.”

Bianca Jagger on Warren Beatty: “So we had an affair. You must be pretty bad – I don’t even remember you.”

Arthur “Bugs” Baer on Sarah Bernhardt: “An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out.”

Victor Borge on Linda Blair: “When I was your age, I was nineteen.”

Rex Reed on Marlon Brando: “Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouthful of wet toilet paper.”

Laurence Harvey on Capucine: “Kissing you is like kissing the side of a beer bottle.”

Lauren Bacall on Humphrey Bogart: “He was a pushover.”

Dorothy Parker on Marion Davies: “She had two expressions – joy and indigestion.”

Oscar Levant on Doris Day: “I knew her before she was a virgin.”

Gerard Depardieu on Catherine Deneuve: “She’s the man I’ve always wanted to be.”

Jodie Foster on Tom Cruise: “I don’t need to be Tom Cruise. I just want to work for ever.”