“A man leaves a woman for another woman, but a woman leaves a man for herself.” – Stephanie Powers

“I get to go to lots of overseas places – like Canada.” – Britney Spears

“We found a new form of birth control that really works. Every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.” – Roseanne

“According to USA Today, more people than ever are seeking treatment for sex addiction. The article says you may be a sex addict if you constantly need sex, think about sex, or if your last name rhymes with Schmennedy.” – Conan O’Brien

“You have to do everything you can to make your butt stand out.” – Shakira

“I’ve been married and divorced three times. I was so disastrous at romance, that I’m better off with dogs.” – Margot Kidder

“You pay for success, and I’ve had some very bad things happen to me.” – Tim Allen

“Doing a movie is like being pregnant. You’ve got that terrible long wait to see if it’s ugly.” – Carol Burnett

“The two most important things in a relationship are red roses and white lies.” – Sophia Loren