You heard it hear: Victoria Sinclair, that sexy but sophisticated “naked newscaster,” who dished up all the bare facts on naked news.com and dove under the covers after the 9/11 terrorist attacks in NYC, is back on TV in the altogether. “I have nothing to hide,” she commented gleefully (and she doesn’t). She said she was excited to be back on the Naked News, and I bet a whole lot of other news hounds are, too. Sinclair was the original anchor on the risqué pay TV show and Internet web site – where newsgals AND guys strip off their clothes as they report. Sources claim she was so haunted by the sight of the jets smashing into the Twin Towers that she could no longer “bare” to do her job. But, time has healed her emotional wounds, and she’s happy to report that it feels damn good these days to keep everybody out there abreast of world events. Oh, yeah, there is one last thought: “I love being naked,” Sinclair commented. “Being naked is very empowering.” What ever that means.

All-American sitcom star Jennifer Aniston and her hunky hubby, Brad Pitt, make no bones about the fact, honey, that they love engaging in wild, kinky sex. The passionate pair constantly seem to be taking nude photos of one another and, reportedly, recently made a sizzling home video that Hollywood insiders say makes the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex frolic look like a Disney flick. “If it ever got out, either my career would be ruined,” Aniston was said to have told a pal, “or I’d be the most famous porn star in the world.”

Okay, so what else is new…Whitney Houston acknowledges she has abused drugs, but she claims she’s gotten beyond that time through prayer. (Praise the Lord and pass another joint). The Grammy-winning singer discussed the pressures of stardom and her decade-long marriage to Bobby Brown (another often drugged out crybaby) in an interview with Diane Sawyer on “Primetime.” When Ms. Sawyer asked her “Is it alcohol? Is it marijuana? Is it cocaine? Is it pills?” Ms. Houston responded by saying: “It has been at times.” When pressed again by Ms. Sawyer, who asked “At times?” Ms. Houston rolled her eyes, fainted a smile and kinda grunted “Uh-hm.”

Guess maybe it’s sorta old news now that Lisa Marie and Nicholas Cage broke up their high-profile, low-life marriage, but here’s a bit of gossip that I picked up from sources who claim they know one of the real reasons for the divorce. And, they say it’s also why the Oscar-winning actor never lived with his wife, Patricia. Seems my contacts were out partying down yonder in New Orleans and spotted Nick at the Corner Pocket Bar, where they say he picked up two male prostitutes and later took the dudes back to his hotel room, supposedly, to “interview” them. When questioned, Cage said he was only doing research for a film role about male gigolos. I guess that could be true, but, remember this: that’s also what Winona told the folks at Saks, when they caught her shoplifting.

Word on the street in Hollywood has it that two oft-whispered-about male heartthrobs were spotted having a secret rendezvous at mannly Cineplex in Tinseltown. They say when hot young “Spider-man” actor Toby Maguire showed up to see “Bowling for Columbine,” he told the theater staff that he’d be joined later by a friend. Within moments, Leonardo DiCaprio was spotted slipping in the theater’s side door. He later joined his bud on the back row, where it was reported they “canoodled” during the documentary. It’s no secret among the in-crowd in Hollyweird that Maguire and DiCapro hang out a lot together, but my sources say they weren’t just sitting there eating popcorn.

Speaking of Toby Maguire…ever since I mentioned that the “Spider-Man” star was, reportedly, the heir apparent to the late Milton Berle as the new “male appendage king” of Hollywood, the phones started ringing off the wall and emails and letters from males and females alike began to take issue with my comment. One lass, who claimed to have dated Maguire and has a reputation for bedding down with some of the best known and best endowed hunks in Hollywood, claimed Toby’s “whatchamacallit” can’t begin to compare with the likes of Warren Beatty and Vin Diesel. Not to mention good ol’ boy and kinky sexual devotee Bruce Willis, whose “thing,” she said, was such a monster, it was as big around as a beer can.

And, while we’re still on the subject of guys in show biz who are “hung like a horse,” this item just came in from overseas where musical star Sarah Brightman was chatting up a storm on British TV the other day about her ex-husband Andrew Lloyd Webber, the famed composer of “Cats,” “Phantom of the Opera” and “Evita.” When the host concluded that he was rich and famous, and then suggested he might not be the “prettiest boy in the playground,” Sarah baby responded with this comment: “Maybe…but he’s got the biggest willy!”

From the looks of things, Jennifer Lopez is determined to make her marriage work with soon-to-be third hubby Ben Affleck. She ain’t leaving nothing to chance this time around. According to insiders, Jen has drawn up a list of very tough pre-nuptial agreements which includes a requirement that they have sex at least four times a week. She also wants $5-million if he strays and a $1-million penalty fee if he lies. I also heard Jlo agreed that movie sex scenes were okay as long as the other is invited to the set.

Ol’ Hollywood hothead Alec Baldwin has been ordered to take parenting classes to learn how to be a better father to his daughter, Ireland. Until he improves his fathering skills, the actor has been slapped with strict rules by an L.A. Superior Court judge that dictates when he can see and talk to his little girl. Baldwin has also been banned from calling his ex-wife, Kim Bassinger, on her home phone. He can only call his daughter (age seven) on a private line that has been specially installed in her room. And, those calls must be between 7 and 8am and 6 and 6:30pm.

Yep, that was Hollywood actress-flasher Sharon Stone stripping off her dress during an auction for a fireman’s charity event at the Central Plaza Hotel. Auctioneer Sharon showed off her size-6 black, beaded Versace and, after fast and furious bidding, presented the cocktail dress to Wolfgang Puck’s wife, Barbara Lazaroff, for a cool five thousand bucks. Don’t wanna disappoint any of you dirty ol’ men out there, but Sharon shed the dress backstage, and left the facility wearing only her fluffy fox-fur coat.

Looks like Michael Jackson is in hot water again. A renowned psychiatrist has filed a child abuse complaint against the singer, and California authorities are expected to take quick action. This all came about after folks around the world were shocked at the bizarre way Michael dangled his 9-month-old son off a balcony about 65 feet in the air, while, supposedly, showing the child off to onlookers. Meanwhile, the way he treats his children outside the public eye may get him in a whole lot more trouble. A Beverly Hills psychiatrist has filed a complaint to the Santa Barbara County Child Protective Services, charging Jackson with child abuse, and is following it up with a written complaint. The psychiatrist sez child custody authorities should take Michael’s three children away until he gets psychiatric help. No mention was made, however, about wacko Jacko’s menagerie of exotic pet animals.

Reports just came in that Eminem’s cancer-stricken uncle has been forced to sell the red-hot rapper’s childhood home because of pressing medical bills. The rap star has sold more than 20-million records and has a movie blockbuster on his hands as well. But, his uncle claims the multi-millionaire performer wouldn’t part with a dime.

Remember, you heard it hear.