 You heard it hear: The latest twist in the Angelina Jolie-Billy Bob Thornton saga is that BB’s ex-wife, Pietra, has been issued divorce papers by her husband. David Bryson filed for divorce August 6, one week after finding out that Pietra was cheating on him with Angelina’s actor-husband. My sources tell me this may give Thornton the opportunity to re-marry Pietra, the mother of his two young sons. There are all sorts of stories flying around rampant in Hollywood, including one about Thornton’s mother, a psychic, who told him to go back to Pietra, even though she was married at the time to David Bryson, a BBC correspondent. The possibility of Billy Bob and Pietra reuniting isn’t all that shocking to their friends, who say the two kids are crazy about the “Slingblade” star.
  The talk in Hollywood bars is that “Spider-Man” star Tobey Maguire has taken over for the late Milton Berle as the “manliest star” in tinseltown. Those in the know say Maguire is, reportedly, the most well-endowed actor in Hollywood, “inching out” fellow “Spider-Man” co-star Willem Dafoe for the honor. Whether there’s any truth to the rumor, or not, he ain’t exactly having a hard time finding a date, with the likes of Kirsten Dunst, Heather Graham, Playboy Playmate Daphne Duplaix and Nicole Kidman wanting to find out for themselves.
 Seems like Catherine Zeta-Jones and Shaquille O’Neal have something in common. And, it’s something they don’t particularly like to talk about. The beautiful actress and the NFL basketball star both have a shoe fetish. In one day, the LA Lakers ace ordered $55,000 worth of customade leather shoes (55 pairs) for his size 22 feet. Catherine, of course, has hundreds of pairs of shoes neatly stacked in boxes in her closets with Polaroid pictures of them on the lids for quick changes.
 They’re taking bets in Hollywood about how long red-headed actor David Caruso will hang in there on his new “CSI: Miami” series before execs get fed up with his petty b.s. and show him the door. Already, it seems, he has begun annoying fellow cast members and crews of his new show, just as much as he did when he was a regular on the successful “NYPD Blue” series. At first, the actor started off being a real angel on the set, but now, it’s a whole different story. His halo seems to have slipped a bit, and all the people working on “CSI: Miami” say he’s every bit as much of a pain in the butt on their series as he was when he drove everybody bonkers with his zany behavior on “NYPD Blue.”
 One of the latest fads in Hollywood has stars putting “fireman poles” (or versions of poles made popular by dancers in topless joints) in their bedrooms to help improve their sex life. Some are even taking strip dance classes to help improve their libido. Not so with Courtney Cox Arquette. She’s putting a bucket of stones under her bed. Turns out she’s a big devotee of feng shui guru David Chow, who claims he’s taught her how the five feng shui elements (fire, earth, water, metal and wood) can give her what his other devotees have – “mind-blowing orgasms.”
 It ain’t enough anymore for celebrities to see themselves or their partners naked. Now, they’re talking about which of their fellow stars they’d like to secretly sneak at peek at in the buff. Everybody, of course, has their own special sexual fantasy person, and it comes as no surprise that Brad Pitt is right up there at the top of the list for both men and women. Jennifer Love Hewitt, however, voted for Benjamin Bratt.
 Sometimes funnyman, sometimes raunchyman Andy Dick has managed to shock even the weirdos in Hollywood with his zany new nightclub act. So much so, in fact, many of his most loyal followers have fled for the exits they have been so embarrassed and infuriated with his act. Truth of the matter is, Andy’s act isn’t very funny, though it’s plenty perverted. The former TV actor-comic turned off many of his fans by singing songs about men’s butts and exposing himself on stage, while having a topless beauty shave his crotch. At one point, Andy, dressed as a drag queen, gave a male patron a lap dance and stayed in his dress while telling raunchy jokes throughout the rest of the show. He sang a bunch of foul-mouth songs with his band, Bitches of the Century, about intimate body parts and gay sex. One member of the audience called Dick’s act “disgusting” and said it was the strangest, most shocking show he had ever seen in Hollywood. Which should keep the crowds in Hollyweird coming back for more of the same.
If anybody out there cares – Kathie Lee Gifford’s popularity is so low these days, her 1993 CD, “Sentimental,” is being offered on the website’s auction block for a penny! Another vendor is offering her album for 50 cents, which makes her autobiography, “I Can’t Believe I Said That” kinda high at a buck.
 It hasn’t come yet from court documents, but the “scuttlebutt” has it that John Walsh’s serial womanizing and kinky sex habits are the real reason his long-time wife has filed for a divorce. They say he’s obsessed with oral sex – both giving and receiving it and loves it when his friends don’t wear any underwear and flash him in public places while he takes their pictures.
  Well, now the shoe is on the other foot. Not so long ago, Britney Spears was crying the blues after her split with Justin Timberlake. Now, it’s Timberlake’s turn. He’s moanin’ and groanin’ about the shaby treatment he received from Janet Jackson after their supposedly scorching sexual romps. Reportedly, after a month of hot-as-fire sexual marathons, Janet broke off their relationship and quit returning his phone calls. “She just used me for sex and then threw me out like the garbage,” he said.
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