 “People thought I was sleeping with the entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir, but men are luxuries, not necessities.” – Cher
 “I ate fat-free tuna out of the can, fate-free pretzels, ran five to six miles a day out on the salt flats and pumped iron. The body type I wanted was modeled after Ken Norton, the boxer. I wanted to look really ripped, but not bulky.” – Nicolas Cage
 “I was so depressed as a teenager, that’s probably why I have such a sense of humor now. I cut school every day to watch ‘I Love Lucy.’ I couldn’t add, but I could do a comedic role.” – Rene Russo
 “I read everything, particularly the scripts that contain frontal nudity, require me to be pierced or tattooed or to have realistic and wild sex scenes with women with large and cosmetically enhanced breasts. I also like scripts with drawings…illustrations…because I don’t read too well.” – Frank Whaley
 “When I was a kid, I was a criminal. I was a juvenile delinquent. I was charged with everything from…rape, assault…I bit a woman on the back. I was the Marv Albert of my time. I was a wild boy.” – Hunter S. Thompson
“Music was my release to get away from it all.” – Christina Aguilera
 “My first sex dream was about Steve Martin.” – Rebecca Romijn-Stamos”
 “I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi and wear Reebok.” – Shaquille O’Neal
 “I would rather exercise than read a newspaper.” – Kim Alexis
 “On Christmas morning, I skip makeup.” – Cindy Crawford
 “I really do have dandruff.” – Jimmy Johnson
 “It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren’t, then I’d be a teacher.” – Linda Evangelista
 ”They kicked me and punched me and broke my fingernails.” – Boy George
 “If I’m going to hell, I’m going there playing the piano.” – Jerry Lee Le wis
“I could be the poster boy for bad judgement.” – Rob Lowe
STAR SURFER
Justine Bateman
Former “Family Ties” member Justine Bateman has embarked upon a new career as a fashion designer to some of today’s hottest new stars.
A tight-knit circle of celebrities fell in love with her knit top creations, including Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Courtney Love, Janet Jackson, Heather Locklear and Chloe Sevigny.
Becoming a designer was kinda “a funky fluke” for Justine, who had never knitted before she visited the L.A. yarn shop La Knitterie Parisienne in 1999. Soon afterward, photographers and fashion stylists were contacting the star about using her clothing pieces in music videos and fashion spreads.
Stitching together her own company, she launched a new label – Justine Bateman Designs. Saks Fifth Avenue, Bergdorf Goodman, Henri Bendel, Fred Segal and other elegant stores and boutiques across the country began selling out of her sexy Ring Tops, Ladder Shirt with its lace-up front, chenille halters, shawls and tees. Her designs became so popular, they were even mentioned on “Saturday Night Live”.
You can check out Justine’s Web site at: www.justiineb.com
CELEBRITY FOOTNOTE
Sophia Loren
Leave it to Sophia Loren to have the last word: “Sex is like washing the dishes. You do it because you have to.”
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