“I’m an alcoholic. I’m a drug addict. I’m a homosexual. I’m a genius.” – Truman Capote

“I liked myself better when I wasn’t me.” – Carol Burnett

“I made more lousy pictures than any actor in history.” – Humphrey Bogart

“The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is out-grossing my films.” – Paul Newman

“Growing up, I thought nuns were very beautiful. For several years, I wanted to be a nun…they never wore any makeup and really looked serene. Nuns are sexy.” – Madonna

“It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.” – Dolly Parton

“It’s been my dream to play Lolita since I was five.” – Drew Barrymore

“I wanted to grow up to be Nelson Riddle.” – Barry Manilow

“I’ll spend $50,000 on traveling, but I won’t spend $200 on clothes.” – Jodie Foster

“I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous and very unhappy.” – Brigitte Bardot


“Gay men taught me to talk and and dress and the character Elvira reflects that persona.” – Cassandra Peterson (Elvira)

STAR SURFER

Shakira

CELEBRITY FOOTNOTE

Julia Roberts

“Leave it to Julia Roberts to have the last word: ‘I’ve made plenty of films; now I want to make babies.”