“I prefer neurotic people. I like to hear rumblings beneath the surface.” – Stephen Sondheim

“I go for tough, uncommunicative guys who ride motorcycles.” – Ally Sheedy

“Winning a Grammy sure helped me get laid.” – Bonnie Raitt

“I left high school a virgin.” – Tom Selleck

“I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers.” – Linda Ronstadt

“Cocaine habit forming? Of course not. I ought to know, I’ve been using it for years.” – Tallulah Bankhead

“I don’t want to go to jail because I’m afraid of lesbians.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Losing my virginity was a career move.” – Madonna

“If I don’t do it every day, I get a headache.” – Willie Nelson

“I don’t mind being regarded as perverted and unnatural, but I would die if people thought I was a democrat.” – Florence King

“I’m scared to death of audiences.” – Johnny Mathis

“Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.” – Lily Tomlin

CELEBRITY FOOTNOTE

Roseanne

Leave it to Roseanne to have the final word: “I’m not upset about my divorce (with Tom Arnold). I’m only upset I’m not a widow.”