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“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.” – DEAN MARTIN
“Look for the woman in the dress. If there is no woman, there is no dress.”
– COCO CHANEL
“Men who wear turtlenecks look like turtles.” – DORIS LILLY
“When in doubt, wear red.” – BILL BLASS
“Look like a woman but play like a man.” – JAN STEPHENSON
“Invest in inflation. It’s the only thing going up.” – WILL ROGERS
“Never invest in anything that eats or needs painting.” – BILLY ROSE
“Put all your eggs in one basket and watch the basket.” – MARK TWAIN
“If you step on people in life, you’re going to come back a cockroach.”
– WILLIE DAVIS
“Some people will believe anything if you whisper it to them.” – LOUIS
NIZER
“There is one way to find out if a man is honest – ask him. If he says ‘Yes,’
he’s crooked.” – GROUCHO MARX
“The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth
shut and his checkbook open.” – GROUCHO MARX
“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” – PHYLLIS DILLER
“A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.” – ZSA
ZSA GABOR
“Money is better than poverty – if only for financial reasons.” – WOODY
ALLEN
“If you’ve got it, flaunt it.” – ZERO MOSTEL
“Never play a thing the same way twice.” – LOUIS ARMSTRONG
“When in doubt, sing loud.” – ROBERT MERRILL
“The softer you sing, the louder you’re heard.” – DONOVAN
“You’ve got to find some way of saying it without saying it.”
– DUKE ELLINGTON
“There are no wrong notes.” – THELONIOUS MONK
“Go get a real estate license.” – FRANK ZAPPA
“Never trust anybody over 30.” – JERRY RUBIN
“Never put off till tomorrow that which you can do today.” – MARK TWAIN
“Never give a sucker an even break.” – W.C. FIELDS
“Never slap a man who chews tobacco.” – WILLARD SCOTT
“Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.” – HARRY S TRUMAN
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“Never say anything on the phone you wouldn’t want your mother to hear
at your trial.” – SYDNEY BIDDLE BARROW
“Don’t put no restrictions on the people. Leave ‘em the hell alone.”
– JIMMY DURANTE
“Don’t worry about polls. But, if you do, don’t admit it.” – ROSALYNN
CARTER
“Never murder a man who’s busy committing suicide.” – WOODROW
WILSON
“You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.” – JAMES
THURBER
“If you want to get along, go along.” – SAM RAYBURN
“If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.” – HARRY S TRUMAN
“If you have to eat crow, eat it while it’s hot.” – ALBIN W. BARKLEY
“He who slings mud generally loses ground.” – ADLAI STEVENSON
“Once you pledge, don’t hedge.” – NIKITA KHRUSHCHEV
“The oilcan is mightier than the sword.” – EVERETT DIRKSEN
“If you can’t convince them, confuse them.” – HARRY S TRUMAN
“The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk.”
– ALBEN W. BARKLEY
“Senators are a prolific source of advice, and most of it is bad.” – DEAN
ACHESON
“A congressman is a hog. You must take a stick and hit him on the snout.”
-HENRY ADAMS
“Eisenhower told me never to trust a communist.” – LYNDON B.
JOHNSON
“While you’re savin’ your face, you’re losin’ your ass.” – LYNDON B.
JOHNSON
“If you have a mother-in-law with only one eye, and she has it in the center
of her forehead, you don’t keep her in the living room.” – LYNDON B.
JOHNSON
“A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the
support of Paul.” – GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
“In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.” – MARGARET THATCHER
“Stop looking at the world through rose-colored bifocals.” – DOROTHY PARKER
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