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CELEBRITY ADVICE: How often have you wished your could ask a celebrity for their advice? Read on here and you may find the answers to many questions you would have asked the stars and some you may not have thought of.
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CELEBRITY ADVICE
“Don’t give a woman advice. One should never give a woman anything she can’t wear in the evening.” – OSCAR WILDE
“The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.” – HARRY S TRUMAN
“We may give advice but we cannot give conduct.” – BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
“First wipe your nose and check your flies.” – ALEC GUINNESS
“Never get caught acting.” – LILIAN GISH
“Have a very good reason for everything you do.” – LAURENCE OLIVIER
“Know your lines and don’t bump into the fireplace,” – SPENCER TRACY
“Pray to God and say the lines.” – BETTE DAVIS
“Pick up your cues and piss off.” – NOEL COWARD
“If you want to keep the American theater, don’t be an actress, be an audience.” – TALLULAH BANKHEAD
“Don’t be afraid to be outrageous. The critics will shoot you down anyway.” – LAURENCE OLIVIER
“Talk low, talk slow, and don’t say too much.” – JOHN WAYNE
“If you achieve success, you will get applause.” – ROBERT MONTGOMERY
“The first thing you should do when you win an Oscar is thank God. The second thing you should do is forget it. The third thing you should do is call your agent and tell him you need a job.” – ROD STEIGER
“Never take top billing. You’ll last longer that way.” – BING CROSBY
“The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake it, you’ve got it made.” – GEORGE BURNS
“Lead the audience by the nose to the thought.” – LAURENCE OLIVIER
“If you’re going to make rubbish, be the best rubbish in it.” – RICHARD BURTON
“The best research for being a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years.” – MICHAEL CAINE
“What acting means is you’ve got to get out of your own skin.” – KATHARINE HEPBURN
“You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.” – GEORGE BURNS
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“You can’t turn back the clock, but you can wind it up again.” – BONNIE PRUDDEN
“The trick is growing up without growing old.” – CASEY STENGEL
“If you want to stay young-looking, pick your parents very carefully.” – DICK CLARK
“You’re never too old to become younger.” – MAE WEST
“Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” - SATCHEL PAIGE
“When you get past 50, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure.” – BARBARA CARTLAND
“Nature gives you the face you have at 20, but it’s up to you to merit the face you have at 50.” – COCO CHANEL
“I’ll tell you how to stay young. Hang around with older people.” – BOB HOPE
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about yourage.” – LUCILLE BALL
“One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.” – OSCAR WILDE
“Murder is a mistake…One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner.” – OSCAR WILDE
“Always treat a lady like a whore and a whore like a lady.’”– WILSON MIZNER
“Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.” – OSCAR WILDE
“Don’t make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they’ll treat you like dogs.” – MARTHA SCOTT
“Throw strikes. Home plate don’t move.” – SATCHEL PAIGE
“Keep your eye clear, and hit ‘em where they ain’t.” – WEE WILLIE KEELER
“Save your money.” – PHYLLIS DILLER
“The secret of business is to know something nobody else knows.” – ARISTOTLE ONASSIS
“A verbal contract ain’t worth the paper it’s written on.” – SAMUEL GOLDWYN
“If you see a snake, just kill it – don’t appoint a committee on snakes.” – ROSS PEROT
“The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant and let the air out of the tires.” – DOROTHY PARKER
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